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February 2018



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KeepCalm|TotallyAwesome by debris_k

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Inanimate Objects R Us (with bonus body parts... that sounds way more disturbing than it should)

After recently reading Off the Wall by sonadorita (in which the guys get turned into walls, McShep) I started to miss all the awesome, often crack-filled fics in which some or all of the team are either turned into inanimate objects, or AUs in which they just are those.

For example, there's thighholster's comic The Story of Why Ronon Is Super Awesome (AU, McShep), in which Rodney is a cup, John is gun, Teyla is a skirt and Ronon is a gun. There's also The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn't Happen Remix] by bitter_crimson, (AU pic-fic, McShep) in which John and Rodney are Girl Scout cookies, and rhymer23's ongoing pic-fic series The Long Road Home in which John and a Wraith (OMC George) are action figures.

I know I listed mostly comic or pic-fics, but pure text stories are also more than wanted (these were just easier for me to track down at a short notice).


As a bonus, if anyone knows any guys/team-as-body-parts stories other than Puppetry of the Person by soraya2004 (in which, sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks; McShep) I'd appreciate those as well.


There's thighholster's You Only Ever Lose One in which they are socks (Rodney/Katie, John/Nancy, John/Rodney).
\o/ I loved that one, but couldn't find it again no matter how I looked. Thanks!
there is this one Love Among the Inanimate by liketheriver http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/686688.html#cutid1
ZOMG, Scenario 2, "Enlightenment" my favest! Thanks!

Flower Power

This isn't exactly what you're asking for, but it may be close enough to fit.

"Life In Full Bloom" by Lavvyan

In which John and Rodney are *flowers*. It's wonderfully cracky (and the smut is disturbingly hot), but there is also spot-on characterization.

Re: Flower Power

Aww, thank you. :)
You might want to check out the team_sga April Fool's Day AU CrackFest. There were some good ones in general, but I'm remembering the one where they were Hostess Cupcakes and the like. :)
I'd forgotten about those - I only read a handful of those fics, so you get double thanks for reminding me and for pointing out a cupcake!AU. Yay!

A Frank Exchange of Views"> by slybrarian in which they are space ships
Wheeeeee! *twirls you* I haven't read that one. Yet. *eyes the clock varily* Oh, who needs sleep anyway.
Also by Lavvyan is The Eternally Unnamed in which, and I kid you not, Shepard is ketchup and McKay is a pea. Lavvyan (all blessings be upon her) is wandering perilously near the edge.
*nods understandingly* And we will keep her supplied in dried frog pills, was it? until the very end, and beyond. Thanks for reminder; the love of a pea and ketchup is the most epic OTP of all, of course.
I *love* both those stories, and I loved "Delight" too; thanks for mentioning them.


bros before quelle chose

Maybe a melior. McKShepp:

in Potentia (rated Mmm for MPREPREG)
Zygote by kassrachel.livejournal.com

in Terchangeable (rated Arrrr for A ROOT IN THE BOOT)
The Future Mrs McKaytoe Head by villainny.livejournal.com

Re: bros before quelle chose